AND WHILE IM AT IT

I HATE PEOPLE WITH BLOGS

i sell self-loathing at great discounts if you purchase in bulk btw

call me

FIRST POST

IM NOT BORING

JUST LAZY

AND I LIKE TYPING IN ALL CAPS & SCREAMING ACROSS THE INTERNET

BEHOLD MY WONDROUS EXISTENCE & BASK IN MY HECTIC GLORY

i only made this blog because google tricked me into making it while i wanted to rant at someones rather irritating blog post but hey now that im here i made you read all the way to this end of my own post. I charge royalties for enriching peoples lives like this. but since youre a first time customer , i let you go scotfree & spreading the good word by letting the glow on your face do the talking. stop smiling. im trying to rant here. I SAID STOP SMILING. happy people make me happy. WAIT, tricked again. now i suddenly realised im not lazy & i cant stop writing - kind of like my restless leg syndrome (anyone of you who discounts the reality of the existence of that deserves a karate chop to the back of the neck ; i havent stopped twitching for 30 minutes now). ok i need to stop - my aftershave balm bottle just broke & its dribbling its contents all across the table & is annoyingly freudian. and no i will not listen to you & observe the propah rules of grammar unless you are just that sole person who i bend said rule for & no i will not respect the paragragh laws either , but you have to admit you were entertained somewhat. so goodnight & goodbye Chuckles - even though its only 1:30 in the afternoon & im not really going anywhere.